paraboxical | Entries tagged with i can't

[He'd been absent for quite a few hours setting up a few fail-safe things on the off chance that the Kree decide they'd take an interest in the world that spawned the Tesseract (or held onto it just a tad bit too long), and he is rather relaxed and tired when he returns.

So he doesn't notice anything off about the fact that there is a plateful of brownies sitting rather appetizingly on the table.

Don't mind him if he does take one and eat it, seated at the table and relaxing thoroughly now that he's home.

~~This cannot end well~~.]

jofurr

[So...he'd screwed up.

Whoops.

It happened on occasion. But this screw-up meant that he'd annoyed someone sufficiently capable of magic--

Enough to tweak his form and drain his magic and oh. Oh.

He's stuck as a rather battered cat.

That's nice. Loki looks about as displeased as a thin black cat can as he trots his way back home. It's a bit more effort than he's used to to get into the tower and he has to wind his way around a few legs as steathily as he can.

But if he can just find Tony, they'll find a way to fix it together. That's his current plan.

He has yet to see the flaws in it as he stalks across the floor and towards their shared room.]

jofurr

[It was just a small thing.

But after spending so long working so hard towards his goals, sometimes he thinks to have a little break.

Sometimes, he does get a little break, in the form of a little prank.

He knows the entirety of the Avengers team will be there.

It's not that surprising, then, that he decides to pull a little prank while they are all there and stride in not as Loki, but as a mysterious dark-haired female with very sharp green eyes and a figure to die for--

Or maybe she's not so far from Loki either.

Regardless, he takes in their expressions: Clint and Bruce, surprised. Natasha, confused and then amused. Thor, eyes narrowed as he slowly figures it out. Steve--well, he is quick to welcome her with a courteous "How are you, ma'am?".

...oh, yes. This was a good prank.]

alloyman

[Tony was always the most at home at charity events of all the Avengers-

Even the ones that let the highest bidder take him out for a night.

Admittedly this was something that they didn't do often exactly. No, he was pretty sure Cap would have a heart attack if they did. It was only about the second time around for their little publicity stunts. As per usual, Pepper would insist on Tony being nice and helping Jane secure Thor each time. Natasha always mysteriously disappeared when Clint went up, only for him to be purchased by a mysterious redhead whose voice no one could truly pinpoint. Bruce had just gone up and a little kid won the heart of everyone when he convinced his daddy to pay for Bruce so he could have the "biggest and most awesome playdate ever".

Yeah, that sounded harmless enough. But Tony expected that he'd be chaperoning that later when the time came-

So it was left to him and Steve left because they always ended up being the most sought after- except Tony had figured out a system. He was never fond of going out to dinner with a total stranger and he knew he would always do more for charity than anyone else. As a result, he had a system.

A number of Stark girls were set in the crowd - lovely, intelligent, and most of all gorgeous young women who attended to Tony's every need and whim. This apparently included helping to generate a facade that let him spend up to as much as Pepper would let him risk just so he could get out of a date that he didn't want to go on.

So he stepped on stage and was more than pleased when the starting bid was 20,000 dollars.

Not even a proper fraction of what he was worth, but it was a good start.]

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