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alloyman[Tony was always the most at home at charity events of all the Avengers-
Even the ones that let the highest bidder take him out for a night.
Admittedly this was something that they didn't do often exactly. No, he was pretty sure Cap would have a heart attack if they did. It was only about the second time around for their little publicity stunts. As per usual, Pepper would insist on Tony being nice and helping Jane secure Thor each time. Natasha always mysteriously disappeared when Clint went up, only for him to be purchased by a mysterious redhead whose voice no one could truly pinpoint. Bruce had just gone up and a little kid won the heart of everyone when he convinced his daddy to pay for Bruce so he could have the "biggest and most awesome playdate ever".
Yeah, that sounded harmless enough. But Tony expected that he'd be chaperoning that later when the time came-
So it was left to him and Steve left because they always ended up being the most sought after- except Tony had figured out a system. He was never fond of going out to dinner with a total stranger and he knew he would always do more for charity than anyone else. As a result, he had a system.
A number of Stark girls were set in the crowd - lovely, intelligent, and most of all gorgeous young women who attended to Tony's every need and whim. This apparently included helping to generate a facade that let him spend up to as much as Pepper would let him risk just so he could get out of a date that he didn't want to go on.
So he stepped on stage and was more than pleased when the starting bid was 20,000 dollars.
Not even a proper fraction of what he was worth, but it was a good start.]
Even the ones that let the highest bidder take him out for a night.
Admittedly this was something that they didn't do often exactly. No, he was pretty sure Cap would have a heart attack if they did. It was only about the second time around for their little publicity stunts. As per usual, Pepper would insist on Tony being nice and helping Jane secure Thor each time. Natasha always mysteriously disappeared when Clint went up, only for him to be purchased by a mysterious redhead whose voice no one could truly pinpoint. Bruce had just gone up and a little kid won the heart of everyone when he convinced his daddy to pay for Bruce so he could have the "biggest and most awesome playdate ever".
Yeah, that sounded harmless enough. But Tony expected that he'd be chaperoning that later when the time came-
So it was left to him and Steve left because they always ended up being the most sought after- except Tony had figured out a system. He was never fond of going out to dinner with a total stranger and he knew he would always do more for charity than anyone else. As a result, he had a system.
A number of Stark girls were set in the crowd - lovely, intelligent, and most of all gorgeous young women who attended to Tony's every need and whim. This apparently included helping to generate a facade that let him spend up to as much as Pepper would let him risk just so he could get out of a date that he didn't want to go on.
So he stepped on stage and was more than pleased when the starting bid was 20,000 dollars.
Not even a proper fraction of what he was worth, but it was a good start.]
