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[jofurr]

[It was just a small thing.

But after spending so long working so hard towards his goals, sometimes he thinks to have a little break.

Sometimes, he does get a little break, in the form of a little prank.

He knows the entirety of the Avengers team will be there.

It's not that surprising, then, that he decides to pull a little prank while they are all there and stride in not as Loki, but as a mysterious dark-haired female with very sharp green eyes and a figure to die for--

Or maybe she's not so far from Loki either.

Regardless, he takes in their expressions: Clint and Bruce, surprised. Natasha, confused and then amused. Thor, eyes narrowed as he slowly figures it out. Steve--well, he is quick to welcome her with a courteous "How are you, ma'am?".

...oh, yes. This was a good prank.]

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[jofurr]

[.....wow laughing. It's a soft laugh, a giggle more than a chuckle, and she leans against the counter as Tony goes to get a drink, and if she's leaning next to the Avengers, that should hardly be a problem.

Clint just mutters something along the lines of 'what's his problem?' and she catches Thor's eye and his brow furrows and 'you didn't'--

...Oh yes. Yes she did.

C:]

[alloyman]

[Tony comes back in a bit, some odd sort of fruity drink in his hand and he guides it into Loki's as he holds her from behind. One arm is snaked around the goddess' waist now.

It's less of a whisper into her ear and more of a murmur against the skin just below.]

How long are you planning to keep this up?

[Because Cap looks like he's about to blow something and his hand is itching for his phone, Tony can tell.

He'd given all of the Avengers Loki's number some time ago. Now was Steve enough of a rat...?]

[jofurr]

[She merely tilts her head to look at him (and thus away from the other Avengers), smiling slightly.]

Out to ruin my fun so soon?

[Her tone is equally quiet, masked by the sounds of the bar.]

Though if it is so troublesome, I would suppose the good captain is only a few moments from ruining my fun himself, with my brother but a moment behind.

[alloyman]

Let's not talk about your brother, I don't want to talk about your brother. [more murmurs along Loki's neck] I want to talk about you in the back of my limo--

[and he can just feel Thor's glares but he's convinced if he keeps an arm around Loki he can't be thrown across the room just yet

but he can also feel the incredibly discomforted and pouting looks that Barton's giving him

Why does Stark always have all the luck?]

[jofurr]

[She can feel the stares and the glares as well and it amuses her greatly. So she merely tilts her head, murmuring in response--]

We can certainly talk about that--

[Only for them to be interrupted by a very very uncomfortable looking Steve.

'Tony....'

FAITHFUL AND STUFF.]

[alloyman]

I swear to god - or any god, take your pick, I definitely have in one mind - that this is not as bad as you think, Cap.

[but he does behave a little bit more, keeping his head on Loki's shoulder now

Except now is when Bruce decides to speak up, having enough of this puzzled and slightly prickled feeling-

"I'm sorry, I don't think we ever actually got your name."

Which earns Tony's smile-]

I knew you were my favorite for a reason, Brucey baby. 

[jofurr]

[She glances at Tony--considers lying, thinks better of it--and looks back at Bruce with a full-on grin.]

Oh, we've met.

[She'll just. Leave them to puzzle out that one for a time.]

[alloyman]

[Tony rolls his eyes in response and merely decides to lose himself in soft skin, his lips again finding Loki's neck-

"Tony."

An annoyed look.]

Cap I'm in the middle of something right now and I'd definitely be out of here and out of these clothes right now if it weren't for this one here-

[But Steve just gives an unamused look for a while longer. 

DIDN'T THEY HAVE A TALK ON THIS ALREADY, TONY.]

[jofurr]

[That gets a quiet chuckle out of Loki, and she merely lifts the drink and offers a mocking toast to the team.

C'mon now, guys.

It's not that hard.

Though Thor is looking a little annoyed around the edges, Loki notes with some glee.]

[alloyman]

[Bruce gets it next. There's a raise of his brows before he just groans and facepalms. Hard. Tony can just feel the judgment oozing from his science buddy.

Next Tony just raises a single brow at Steve- then he gets the bright idea of pulling away just enough that Loki can't see (hopefully). And he sticks his tongue out in a snake-like gesture.

Steve seems suddenly alarmed, paling considerably as his eyes dart back to Loki and back to Tony and it seems to stall his brain pretty badly. 

Tony returns to being innocent as he presses his lips to Loki's neck free of badgering now. 

He'll let Clint figure it out on his own though- even if he wants to clean his clock for having defaulted back to the staring phase now.]

[jofurr]

[There's just a faint murmur at that.]

I saw that.

[Hard to tell if she's amused or not from her expression, as she's busy glancing at the others again.

She just flicks her fingers in a wave at Thor, though admittedly it looks like it could've been a wave at Clint too--

She has to get her fun somewhere, and taunting Thor is always the way to do it.]

[alloyman]

[There's a low, possessive growl from Tony that the other Avengers can't hear, muffled against skin as it is-

He couldn't tell who the wave was for. 

It probably doesn't really matter to him either when all he sees is Loki dabbling a bit while he's still present.

Steve and Bruce are at the point of rolling their eyes because their faces just read "why is this happening."]

[jofurr]

[The sounds amuses her, and she laughs lightly, turning to look at Tony proper and lifting her hand to bury it in his hair.]

I do not fancy my brother, whatever else you might think of me.

[So yeah she was pretty much ignoring the fact that Clint exists there.]

[alloyman]

And I can't say I fancy this game much anymore. If it's some fantastic ploy to get me to feel enough contempt for Barton to tell Natasha of what we did two Thursdays ago, I concede. 

[The kiss he presses to Loki's lips is not particularly innocent in the slightest.

He expects to be smacked by Mjolnir in a bit but he's busy right now.]

Now at least drop it before I decide to seriously ruin Barton's face, suit or no suit. He has enough trouble getting any as is--

[jofurr]

[...pffhaha!]

Barton?

You must be joking. [snort.] It is hardly my fault he is in the way of my rather upset looking brother.

Shall we go elsewhere, then?

[Before Tony really does get a Mjolnir to the face, because it looks like female Loki draws out Thor's protective instincts better than as a male.]

[alloyman]

We should've gone elsewhere as soon as I got my arms around you-

[but he is starting to lead Loki away, arm around his waist and sparing a wink for the rest of the Avengers]

I know it's going to be hard without your ray of Stark sunshine in the morning but don't look for me tomorrow. 

[he expects to be busy]

[jofurr]

[He just chuckles at that and at Thor's mildly distressed 'brother...!', which he waves off with a hand and--]

Do I look like your brother?

[If he hears the 'that makes it worse', he gives no indication of it as they wander off.]

[alloyman]

[and wander off they do because Tony knows this club suspiciously well, finding a hallway off to the side that may lead to an extra exit-

Abruptly and only half-gently pushing Loki up against the wall is a go.]

That went on a lot longer than it had to. 

[maybe a little jealous]

[jofurr]

[...oh. Amusing.

She just smiles, back against the wall, and arches an unimpressed eyebrow.]

You brought me a drink. I wished to finish it.

[alloyman]

So you picked then of all times to pretend like you had a sense of propriety-

[which Tony has none of now

Loki manages to be unfairly attractive in almost every form but the newness of this one has him especially interested, pressing up against her and letting his hands rest at her hips]

[jofurr]

[...ha. She snorts a little, and, well--]

Perhaps not entirely. It was a very amusing situation.

[She doesn't seem too bothered by Tony's interest, rather amused by his fascination.]

[alloyman]

Well guess who's not amused at all?

[and his teeth find her ear in a chiding sort of way-

but there is admittedly something satisfying knowing that he's the one who has Loki up against the wall and not Clint]

[jofurr]

No...? It seemed like the sort of prank you'd agree with.

And you don't seem too bothered now.

[Just saying. She just presses her lips to the crook of Tony's neck, propriety be damned.]

[alloyman]

I liked until I noticed the way they were staring-

[and he moves to catch Loki's lips in another kiss, his arms moving to entirely encircle her now, pulling them close together]

And then I definitely didn't like it. At all. 

[jofurr]

[Oh. Yes, fine, she just presses her lips to Tony's in return--

Though she murmurs against them:]

...Are you jealous?