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[jofurr]

[It was just a small thing.

But after spending so long working so hard towards his goals, sometimes he thinks to have a little break.

Sometimes, he does get a little break, in the form of a little prank.

He knows the entirety of the Avengers team will be there.

It's not that surprising, then, that he decides to pull a little prank while they are all there and stride in not as Loki, but as a mysterious dark-haired female with very sharp green eyes and a figure to die for--

Or maybe she's not so far from Loki either.

Regardless, he takes in their expressions: Clint and Bruce, surprised. Natasha, confused and then amused. Thor, eyes narrowed as he slowly figures it out. Steve--well, he is quick to welcome her with a courteous "How are you, ma'am?".

...oh, yes. This was a good prank.]

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[jofurr]

[She chuckles at that, humming contentedly at the actions--

And then she pauses, brow furrowing, as her phone buzzes in her purse. A sigh and Loki leans back slightly to grab for it, arching an eyebrow at the caller ID. (It happens to say 'The Good Captain', condescending only when it's Loki's phone).

But she shrugs and picks up the phone and puts it on speakerphone.]

Hey, Loki? We thought you should know a few things about what Tony's been up to. In the interests of being good friends and all.

[Clint's voice; Loki stifles a snort at that blatant lie and ponders responding as a woman or shifting back or--]

[alloyman]

[Tony's brows raise at that before he shakes his head, muttering something under his breath about fondue sticks, just shiny fondue sticks.

But he wants to know exactly how much reason he can get out of raiding the Hawk's nest for being a total killjoy.

So he muffles anything he might give away but pressing his face into Loki's neck again.

Up to his god(dess) to decide what to do about things.]

[jofurr]

[...eh. To hell with it.

She just shifts her shoulders in a slight shrug and responds in a smooth (definitely feminine) tone.]

Yes, Barton, I am well aware of what he has been up to, considering I was there. Your stare was rather flattering, I daresay.

[No flirting, but she can tease, can't she?

Especially at the choked off curse on the other end of the line as he gets it--

And the line goes dead.]

[alloyman]

... I'm really starting to believe that he's just grossly far-sighted.

[but he sounds amused himself so apparently he liked the response enough]

[jofurr]

[That gets an amused chuckle out of Loki as well, and she just leans forward to claim another kiss, this one just a fair bit rougher--

And a murmur.]

Perhaps, though that is entirely unimportant now.

[alloyman]

[.... But Tony has this terrible tendency to shoot himself in the foot. 

So while he enjoys that kiss plenty, he can't help but manage an amused look when they pull away.]

Oh, so now I get your full attention?

[jofurr]

[...oh. Shooting yourself in the foot indeed.

A smirk.]

Oh? Is that bothering you?

If it is too much, we can always go back into the bar.

[She's rather aware she would attract more than enough attention.]

[alloyman]

[.... H-Hmph. 

Some part of him knows that he can just go back to that cute brunette he was taking to earlier. But another part also knows that he would not be happy at all if Loki earned some more onlookers. 

So his response is a shake of his head and a kiss, accompanied with a retarding lick of his tongue.]

I was just saying you took your sweet time on that one, darling.

[jofurr]

[Yep, just. Amusement. Very much amusement as she presses up against Tony again, and--]

I took just enough time for the joke to have its full effect, rather. Come now--surely you can appreciate a good prank?

[alloyman]

Of course I can-

I also like to think that I know where the line is. 

[and another kiss as he presses Loki closer to him]

And you were dangerously close there. 

As you always are. 

[jofurr]

Always indeed--should you not grow used to such a thing?

It is far more fun when it is dangerously close than if it were to be otherwise...

[Just saying.]

[alloyman]

Well now you're going to have to accept the consequences. 

[which involve Tony's hand wandering its way down Loki's thigh

he's feeling more than a bit possessive]

[jofurr]

[Well, Loki certainly doesn't seem to mind. She just hums in response to that, a smug and amused sound.]

I do believe I can do that.

[Accept these sorts of consequences absolutely.

She'll just slide her hands slowly down Tony's back in return.]

[alloyman]

[Tony considers this. Hallway. They're in a hallway. True, a hidden hallway that he only knows about because it helps to avoid paparazzi--

But still a hallway. 

.... But Lady Loki encouraging him and not fighting the idea whatsoever.

So he shrugs and instantly forgets, helping to press her up against the wall some more and his lips on her throat, fingers searching for the zipper to her dress.]

So be it then. 

[and maybe they get caught but it's semi-public sex against the wall but Tony still insists he's been caught doing worse

AWESOME]