Prank;

[jofurr]

[It was just a small thing.

But after spending so long working so hard towards his goals, sometimes he thinks to have a little break.

Sometimes, he does get a little break, in the form of a little prank.

He knows the entirety of the Avengers team will be there.

It's not that surprising, then, that he decides to pull a little prank while they are all there and stride in not as Loki, but as a mysterious dark-haired female with very sharp green eyes and a figure to die for--

Or maybe she's not so far from Loki either.

Regardless, he takes in their expressions: Clint and Bruce, surprised. Natasha, confused and then amused. Thor, eyes narrowed as he slowly figures it out. Steve--well, he is quick to welcome her with a courteous "How are you, ma'am?".

...oh, yes. This was a good prank.]

Comments

[alloyman]

And I can't say I fancy this game much anymore. If it's some fantastic ploy to get me to feel enough contempt for Barton to tell Natasha of what we did two Thursdays ago, I concede. 

[The kiss he presses to Loki's lips is not particularly innocent in the slightest.

He expects to be smacked by Mjolnir in a bit but he's busy right now.]

Now at least drop it before I decide to seriously ruin Barton's face, suit or no suit. He has enough trouble getting any as is--

[jofurr]

[...pffhaha!]

Barton?

You must be joking. [snort.] It is hardly my fault he is in the way of my rather upset looking brother.

Shall we go elsewhere, then?

[Before Tony really does get a Mjolnir to the face, because it looks like female Loki draws out Thor's protective instincts better than as a male.]

[alloyman]

We should've gone elsewhere as soon as I got my arms around you-

[but he is starting to lead Loki away, arm around his waist and sparing a wink for the rest of the Avengers]

I know it's going to be hard without your ray of Stark sunshine in the morning but don't look for me tomorrow. 

[he expects to be busy]

[jofurr]

[He just chuckles at that and at Thor's mildly distressed 'brother...!', which he waves off with a hand and--]

Do I look like your brother?

[If he hears the 'that makes it worse', he gives no indication of it as they wander off.]

[alloyman]

[and wander off they do because Tony knows this club suspiciously well, finding a hallway off to the side that may lead to an extra exit-

Abruptly and only half-gently pushing Loki up against the wall is a go.]

That went on a lot longer than it had to. 

[maybe a little jealous]

[jofurr]

[...oh. Amusing.

She just smiles, back against the wall, and arches an unimpressed eyebrow.]

You brought me a drink. I wished to finish it.

[alloyman]

So you picked then of all times to pretend like you had a sense of propriety-

[which Tony has none of now

Loki manages to be unfairly attractive in almost every form but the newness of this one has him especially interested, pressing up against her and letting his hands rest at her hips]

[jofurr]

[...ha. She snorts a little, and, well--]

Perhaps not entirely. It was a very amusing situation.

[She doesn't seem too bothered by Tony's interest, rather amused by his fascination.]

[alloyman]

Well guess who's not amused at all?

[and his teeth find her ear in a chiding sort of way-

but there is admittedly something satisfying knowing that he's the one who has Loki up against the wall and not Clint]

[jofurr]

No...? It seemed like the sort of prank you'd agree with.

And you don't seem too bothered now.

[Just saying. She just presses her lips to the crook of Tony's neck, propriety be damned.]

[alloyman]

I liked until I noticed the way they were staring-

[and he moves to catch Loki's lips in another kiss, his arms moving to entirely encircle her now, pulling them close together]

And then I definitely didn't like it. At all. 

[jofurr]

[Oh. Yes, fine, she just presses her lips to Tony's in return--

Though she murmurs against them:]

...Are you jealous?

[alloyman]

[he tenses a bit at that

He's Tony Stark, people get jealous over him. He doesn't get jealous over other people because he can do easily get another elsewhere, probably. 

Except... not now. 

There is no other Liesmith, no other god so enticing, no one able to keep and understand nearly so well.

But he still sucks at saying it so he just settles for pressing his lips to the edge of Loki's mouth-]

I don't appreciate people appraising what's already mine. 

[jofurr]

[...He chuckles at that, accepting, and returning the kiss.]

Acceptable.

[It's just a murmur and then he presses another kiss to the other edge of Tony's mouth.

It's kind of endearing for someone to be jealous over him.]

[alloyman]

... Something like that. 

[and he sighs, leaning in for another kiss but first whispering]

Just don't flirt with any of them again. 

Especially not Barton. 

[jofurr]

[A thoughtful pause--

And when he leans to press their lips together and complete the kiss, he responds.]

Very well then. It would hardly be so entertaining the second time regardless.

[alloyman]

I don't think Cap could handle the realization that he found you attractive twice anyway.

[and he presses another kiss to Loki's lips

Tiny Stark, however, seems to have no issue admitting that he always finds Loki some level of attractive]

[jofurr]

[She just leans into the kiss and leans a body with rather more curves against Tony as well, humming in her throat.]

Did he now? He seemed rather gentlemanly about the entire thing.

[alloyman]

[yes he can absolutely appreciate that body against his, his hands exploring as tamely as possible since they're still in a hallway

meanwhile his mouth wanders to Loki's neck ever so curiously]

He had this look like he was a little sick with himself, as if he was appraising territory that I already claimed.

[a light, teasing nip]

As accurate as it can get, really. 

[jofurr]

[She chuckles at that, humming contentedly at the actions--

And then she pauses, brow furrowing, as her phone buzzes in her purse. A sigh and Loki leans back slightly to grab for it, arching an eyebrow at the caller ID. (It happens to say 'The Good Captain', condescending only when it's Loki's phone).

But she shrugs and picks up the phone and puts it on speakerphone.]

Hey, Loki? We thought you should know a few things about what Tony's been up to. In the interests of being good friends and all.

[Clint's voice; Loki stifles a snort at that blatant lie and ponders responding as a woman or shifting back or--]

[alloyman]

[Tony's brows raise at that before he shakes his head, muttering something under his breath about fondue sticks, just shiny fondue sticks.

But he wants to know exactly how much reason he can get out of raiding the Hawk's nest for being a total killjoy.

So he muffles anything he might give away but pressing his face into Loki's neck again.

Up to his god(dess) to decide what to do about things.]

[jofurr]

[...eh. To hell with it.

She just shifts her shoulders in a slight shrug and responds in a smooth (definitely feminine) tone.]

Yes, Barton, I am well aware of what he has been up to, considering I was there. Your stare was rather flattering, I daresay.

[No flirting, but she can tease, can't she?

Especially at the choked off curse on the other end of the line as he gets it--

And the line goes dead.]

[alloyman]

... I'm really starting to believe that he's just grossly far-sighted.

[but he sounds amused himself so apparently he liked the response enough]

[jofurr]

[That gets an amused chuckle out of Loki as well, and she just leans forward to claim another kiss, this one just a fair bit rougher--

And a murmur.]

Perhaps, though that is entirely unimportant now.

[alloyman]

[.... But Tony has this terrible tendency to shoot himself in the foot. 

So while he enjoys that kiss plenty, he can't help but manage an amused look when they pull away.]

Oh, so now I get your full attention?