Stories;

[insultea]

[When Ieyasu had pressed him about what sorts of things and relationships he'd experienced before meeting him, he hadn't meant for him to take 'Ask Kanetsugu!' literally.

Except Kanetsugu called him after work to tell him that Ieyasu had called to ask, and so, like a good friend, Kanetsugu had told him some juicy stories.

Mitsunari made a mental note to get back at him somehow.

But right.

....he's thinking it's approaching storytime now, as he opens the door to their apartment and sets his bag aside.]

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[insultea]

[...Ha. Mitsunari just chuckles as well, shaking his head.]

Thank you as well. It was entertaining, if nothing else.

[Also very informative. Also he thinks he fell all the harder for his hasubando somehow--]

[tokugawa]

Entertaining, enlightening....

[A kiss to Mitsunari's cheek.]

All the above. 

[insultea]

[...ehhh--]

...Hopefully not too enlightening. I'm not sure I like what those stories would say about me.

[tokugawa]

They say... that you were adorably naive sometimes, incredibly charming others, and rather unlucky now and again. 

[a slight laugh]

And it's no wonder at all why I'm so in love with you. 

[insultea]

[...PFFFF. He can't help but laugh at that--

But he just shakes his head, nuzzling closer to Ieyasu.]

Yours say that you are a prince in shining armor--

And I am lucky that you are mine. Perhaps all of that bad luck is being made up for now.

[tokugawa]

[.... ffffff. A quirk of his brow.]

I'll agree with the fact that you are beautiful any day of the week-

But are you volunteering yourself to be my princess?

[insultea]

[................

wait


that one got away from him


ah--

no wait um]

That's--

...Ieyasu wait--!

[tokugawa]

[.... fffffffff.

A laugh and he kisses Mitsunari then.]

You implied it, not me.

[insultea]

That...wasn't what I intended to imply...

[Mutter mutter oh god blushing.]

[tokugawa]

[Ieyasu will just... softly chuckle and tilt his head.

Mitsunari's always so cute when he blushes.

So Ieyasu merely smiles a little to himself before guiding Mitsunari's chin up for a sweet, lingering kiss.]

For what it counts, I'd love for you to be my princess.

[insultea]

[Mmnn. The kiss almost makes the blush fade away, Mitsunari relaxing into it--

And then Ieyasu's words bring it right back. How does he--

What does he--

How do you react to that?]

I. Ah. That's. Um.

I-Ieyasu...!

[tokugawa]

[... he's entertained but he'll be nice. So he'll just quietly nuzzle Mitsunari's cheek.]

And by that I mean I'm very much in love with you, Mitsunari.

[insultea]

[mmnamndlska

And he just sighs, leaning against Ieyasu.

...and he tries to get his good humor back.]

I suppose if you are my prince, I am your princess--

But I'm not wearing the dress.

[tokugawa]

[.... okay he's back to teasing-]

But why? You have the legs for it-

[insultea]

[....aslkdnalskd N-NO--!!]

Ieyasu, that's not--

[HRRRGH lkansdlkmas]

[tokugawa]

[.... pfffffff. More laughing and he tucks Mitsunari's hair behind his ear and rests his chin on his boyfriend's chest, looking right up at him.]

Will you always be this angry when I compliment you?

[insultea]

You're not supposed to compliment how I would look in a dress!

I think that violates some unwritten law somewhere!

[alskdnlas!!!]

[tokugawa]

If it's unwritten, it's hardly fair.

[A slight grin nonetheless.]

But if you'd rather I keep my thoughts to myself, I can do that too...

[insultea]

[...and an exaggerated s i g h.]

The maid uniform gave you ideas. Perhaps that should be put away.

[for good.]

[tokugawa]

[.... fffffffffffff. He laughs.]

Mitsunari, I've been attracted to you physically from the night we met- before I even realized it.

[And he leans up for a kiss.]

Don't try to blame the maid uniform just because you look good in it.

[insultea]

[...n-no Ieyasu you ruin his teasing aklsnldas

He's just left blushing, even as he presses his lips to Ieyasu's obediently.]

...Is that so...

[...heh.]

I suppose that isn't necessarily a bad thing...

[tokugawa]

[Ieyasu gives a genuine smile at that before burying his face in the crook of Mitsunari's neck.]

I don't think it's bad at all...

You are absolutely stunning. I don't know if I ever told you but Motochika and I argued for a bit about whether or not you were a model as well-

We were convinced of Kanetsugu but for entirely different reasons.

[insultea]

[....P-PFFFAKMSD.

He chuckles, shaking his head.]

Well, I'm flattered then.

But why did you think Kanetsugu was, then?

[tokugawa]

Really long hair and the smug face.

But I'm proud that I, at least, knew that he was a he.

[Ieyasu, what do you think of male models-]

[insultea]

[...Heaaadtilt.]

I still cannot imagine how you could mistake Kanetsugu for a woman...though the smug face is quite accurate!