[ pures catch-all ]

[aspirings]

[ an idol pure and an angel pure walk into a bar ]

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[aspirings]

[This is shoujo bullshit gone so, so wrong.

But since he fails to catch her, she's slamming into the ground face first instead.

Uwaaaugh.]

Ow....

[noblesque]

[No one here is okay.

But he's absolutely fretting again, careful to try to lift her back up so she's not lying on the cold hard ground (goat scream) at least.]

A-Again...?

I'm sorry - I'm very sorry!

[aspirings]

I--I'm fine!

[She's sitting up quickly with his assistance, flailing a bit.]

I'm sorry, I didn't notice the crack in the concrete!

[Kobato, she who would trip over anything.]

[noblesque]

A crack in the -

[amazing. that takes skill.]

It's... fine? I didn't notice either, after all.

[ok but - ]

Still, it seems that gravity is... working against us today.

[aspirings]

I'm really sorry...

[She still feels bad, even if he's still in what seems to be good spirits.]

And after you're trying so hard to help, I just keep making things harder...

[noblesque]

[a lady feeling bad?! not on his watch!!

aka another day in which Tsukasa is Really Fckin Extra]

Ah, but... it stemmed from your original desire to help too, didn't it? You don't need to apologize for that. I don't mind, since the intentions are good - and accidents happen anyway, don't they?

[aspirings]

[...!!!

Uwooooh--!]

Ah... you're so kind!

[Holy shit!! Holy!! Shit!!]

Can I ask you something? It's really important!

[Kobato where the fuck did this come from]

[noblesque]

[where the fuck did this come from

Tsukasa sweats ever so gently but finds himself answering with a little noble smile anyway like the shitty prince he is.]

You may ask anything of me anytime, miss.

[aspirings]

[it's about to get worse

Because plaintively and seriously:]

Do you know of any hearts that need healing?