[does he sort of just start mumbling poetry in his sleep then
but regardless Rei catches the water bottle before it makes a mess, but he's also unsurprised by the fact that eichi is Annoying AF.
there's a shake of his head and
well, it's his dressing room so. of course he has his coffin ready. there's an entertained little hum to himself because he honestly thinks this is funny but... yes, he'll pick eichi up carefully so as to not stir him and then place him in the coffin
which, mind you, is infinitely comfier than the couch. it's temperature-controlled and has room for snacks, too.
rei crosses his arms to survey his good work before smiling to himself]
I warned him.... ♪
[he'll just not dwell on the fact that this is practically the equivalent of lending eichi his bed
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That's almost a shame.
Rei watches, observes, and then sighs.]
Say, Tenshouin-kun... If you wake up in a coffin, you'd have only brought it upon yourself, you know.
[wait what]
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Do not bury me too deeply yet.
"Heaven"--is what I cannot reach. ...Not yet, anyway.
[How is it Eichi can still be a pretentious fuckass even as he's starting to fall asleep...the world will never know.
But a few moments later, the water bottle, still full and unopened, is slipping from nerveless fingers to the couch.]
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but regardless Rei catches the water bottle before it makes a mess, but he's also unsurprised by the fact that eichi is Annoying AF.
there's a shake of his head and
well, it's his dressing room so. of course he has his coffin ready. there's an entertained little hum to himself because he honestly thinks this is funny but... yes, he'll pick eichi up carefully so as to not stir him and then place him in the coffin
which, mind you, is infinitely comfier than the couch. it's temperature-controlled and has room for snacks, too.
rei crosses his arms to survey his good work before smiling to himself]
I warned him.... ♪
[he'll just not dwell on the fact that this is practically the equivalent of lending eichi his bed
whatever
it's easier to laugh at it being really ironic]