[okay wait hold on this might be a serious moment but-]
Thor? Thor is an idiot who threw me against a wall because sarcasm was beyond his reach. Sure, he's protective and a nice guy, righteous and all that- but do you think I'd be on the couch kissing Thor any day of the week?
No, he's gross and bulky and too slow and heavy in every sense of those words.
I said Steve for a reason because he's a nice guy, really straight-edge, but if we're going to pick any of the Avengers to be a hero, I think it's Captain America and not just because his superhero name has the greatest country on earth mentioned in it.
[a scoff]
But all geniuses are slightly insane.
I'd take you as 'rather insane' as opposed to 'very insane' and destroying Manhattan. And even then, you managed to be pretty hot so in Iron Man's books, you're forgiven.
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Thor? Thor is an idiot who threw me against a wall because sarcasm was beyond his reach. Sure, he's protective and a nice guy, righteous and all that- but do you think I'd be on the couch kissing Thor any day of the week?
No, he's gross and bulky and too slow and heavy in every sense of those words.
I said Steve for a reason because he's a nice guy, really straight-edge, but if we're going to pick any of the Avengers to be a hero, I think it's Captain America and not just because his superhero name has the greatest country on earth mentioned in it.
[a scoff]
But all geniuses are slightly insane.
I'd take you as 'rather insane' as opposed to 'very insane' and destroying Manhattan. And even then, you managed to be pretty hot so in Iron Man's books, you're forgiven.