I swear to god - or any god, take your pick, I definitely have in one mind - that this is not as bad as you think, Cap.

[but he does behave a little bit more, keeping his head on Loki's shoulder now

Except now is when Bruce decides to speak up, having enough of this puzzled and slightly prickled feeling-

"I'm sorry, I don't think we ever actually got your name."

Which earns Tony's smile-]

I knew you were my favorite for a reason, Brucey baby.