Good, because the guy's not ready for the throne. Any throne. He's still figuring out the porcelain throne in the bathroom-
[And he rolls his eyes even though his head protests the action.]
Listen, I get the collateral damage thing... and there's absolutely no doubt that people are still angry at you about New York and the Avengers, myself obviously excluded, could throw you farther than they could trust you.
But all that says is you pissed people off and villainy is subjective like everything else on every single planet out there.
You know history is written by the winners, right? That includes what's passed down to the little ones.
[And he decides to punctuate the end of that sentence with a kiss, sealing Loki's lips to give him a long moment to just think about what was said instead of immediately trying to poke holes if he still wants to.
Tony likes to think it's as if sometimes-villains are just sharing a moment when they're... not being villains.]
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[And he rolls his eyes even though his head protests the action.]
Listen, I get the collateral damage thing... and there's absolutely no doubt that people are still angry at you about New York and the Avengers, myself obviously excluded, could throw you farther than they could trust you.
But all that says is you pissed people off and villainy is subjective like everything else on every single planet out there.
You know history is written by the winners, right? That includes what's passed down to the little ones.
[And he decides to punctuate the end of that sentence with a kiss, sealing Loki's lips to give him a long moment to just think about what was said instead of immediately trying to poke holes if he still wants to.
Tony likes to think it's as if sometimes-villains are just sharing a moment when they're... not being villains.]